Lobotomy #6

Recently I’ve come to learn that Pleasant Gehman and Theresa Kereakes, two of the prime movers behind LA’s first-wave punk fanzine Lobotomy, are on a bit of an irregular set-the-record and define-the-terms circuit of college conferences and speaking events devoted to punk rock music. This has generated no shortage of surging interest in their 70s fanzine, and they’ve even got limited-run reprints of the mag happening now if you’re lucky enough to show up. There’s even been some talk of a book-length collection of the full Lobotomy run, which is something that Fanzine Hemorrhage lustily supports.

Anyway, last time we checked in with this fanzine it was April 1978 and we were discussing Lobotomy #5. Now it’s May 1978 and Lobotomy #6 is out, and as you know, a lot can happen in thirty days when you’re on punk time in Los Angeles that year. Pleasant’s opening gossip column – again, prefiguring her “L.A.-De-Da” column I’d read every week in the LA Weekly during the late 80s – catches the scene up with all the latest news, like Johnny Blitz’s stabbing, Charlotte Caffey quitting The Eyes, and the fact that Sable Starr is all growed up and now going to college. Many, many gratuitous droppings are made of the name “Billy Idol” by a woman who was calling herself “Mrs. William Idol” only one issue before. 

Pleasant is also wisely ringing the alarm for the heretofore underestimated Germs and their Lexicon Devil/Circle One/No God 45: “for anyone who dismissed the germs as crap—WAKE UP! This is one hot record. They not only play at the speed of light, they do it well….it may burn right through your turntable”. Scarlett Fever pushes all my born-too-late jealousy buttons in her review of a 5/1/78 Dils / Alleycats / Consumers / X show at The Whiskey, with the Consumers from Arizona opening. They’d later turn into 45 Grave, give or take a couple members, and their songs would become their songs. “These guys weren’t no Arizona cowboys, believe me. Fucking great; 1-2-3-bam-bam-bam music, all of ‘em in a shaking frenzy. Hell, they were good. Wish they’d move out here”. Scarlett would get her wish! There are also several reviews of San Francisco’s Avengers, who’ve clearly become a Lobotomy staff favorite in their brief time on the planet.

There’s a Jam interview, about as exciting as the many other incredibly unexciting Jam interviews from the same era. This is offset a bit by a Blondie interview, who were way more fun than the dour Jam. I think this must’ve been the time Pleasant talked about on the Rock Writ podcast where she mentioned Debbie Harry walking into the room and her thinking, “This is the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen”. (This understandable comment makes this issue’s cover photo a bit of a hoot). And there’s an ad for a 11-day period at The Whiskey in Hollywood, just a mere eleven days from May 23rd to June 3rd, in which you’d have been able to see Black Randy multiple times (including one show as “Mexican Randy”); the Deadbeats four times; X, The Germs; Fear; The Plugz; The Weirdos; The Skulls; and even The Dickies and Arthur J and the Goldcups. One club! Park me on the Sunset Strip and I’ll see you on June 4th. 

Finally, I’ll mention again that Lobotomy was xeroxed only on one side. This is pretty awesome and explainable at some level, despite how “wasteful” it appears to be. I can remember a time when double-sided copiers were not as ubiquitous, and that they were actually expensive to use and a bit of an ordeal when they did appear, with frequent paper jams and sliding paper that caused print and graphics to run off the page. I’m sure they’ve been gabbing about it at those punk scholar forums, but one has to figure there’s at least a 75% chance that’s why this mag only went out single-sided with a corner staple, right?

Lobotomy #5

I was recently able to procure a couple of copies of Pleasant Gehman’s legendarily notorious and notoriously legendary late 70s LA punk fanzine Lobotomy, thanks to the benevolence of an overseas Fanzine Hemorrhage reader who’d probably seen me faux-whining about all the great fanzines I’d never, ever see. And no, I’d never seen Lobotomy until 2024. I’d just read about it and seen it talked about in a few LA punk histories here and there. I knew it would be fun – I mean, Pleasant is fun, a woman whose picture appears in the dictionary next to the word “extrovert” and someone who’s basically been the personification of weird, eccentric, non-cinema Hollywood for over five decades now. Getting to read, hold and lovingly caress copies of her punk fanzine – for instance, this April 1978 Lobotomy #5 – is something I wasn’t sure would ever actually happen. 

You know it’s an early homespun labor of love when it’s only xeroxed on one side and stapled in the corner, much like my copies of San Francisco’s New Dezezes from the same era. Right up front there’s a gossip column, much like her “L.A.-De-Dah” society page I’d regularly read in the LA Weekly in the 80s. She’s so excited and so much is happening that even when the typewritten page hits its limit, she’s hand-scrawling breaking news in the margins, like “New Germs single on Slash Records is incredible!!!” (that’d be this one, and it is). Some other hand-picked nuggets from this page: “Romance: LEIF GARRETT and JOAN JETT – WOW!….Oklahoma punk group MULETTO is in town, playing around, and possibly recording for Dangerhouse….PHAST PHREDDIE is now working at Carl’s Jr. in Glendale….JOHNNY ROTTEN went to see THE MUMPS at The Whiskey and said they were great….DARBY CRASH and KATHY went to see BOWIE off at the airport….THE BAGS are banned from Orange County….i had a big giant birthday party at the tropicana….i was too drunk to remember anything but i wasn’t the only one making a fool of myself…”.

I just want to know: who can tell us anything about MULETTO??!?

Then there’s Theresa Kereakes photos from a Lobotomy benefit party at The Whiskey, including this one of The Flesheaters that I’d never seen before. Pleasant reviews some singles, including Generation X’s Ready Steady Go: “Well what if I’m in love? Whaddaya mean, ‘what if’? Before I start the review, I want you all to know that you’re invited when Bill and I tie the knot (eat your hearts out)”. She crosses out her name at the end of the review and hand-writes in “Mrs. William Idol” instead. A few pages later, there’s an interview with Bradley Field of NY’s Teenage Jesus and The Jerks. There’s a lot to pull out of this interview, including his admission that it’s 100% Lydia Lunch’s band; that he and anyone else could be easily replaced, and that she mostly just yells at them. But how about this part here:

L: So when did you move to NY?

B: I lived in Cleveland until about a year ago. I just used to go to New York all the time to visit, and I figured ‘What the heck, I should just stay here’. Cleveland was great, though. There wasn’t a big scene but they had good bands. Of course the Dead Boys, and Pere Ubu, but the best was the Electric Eels. The lead singer was a polio victim, and he was really helpless-looking. They used to have a lawnmower flying off the stage. I got tapes of them with the lawn mower flying off the stage and the audience screaming. The audience used to keep time by breaking bottles or banging their head against the wall. The first time they played they all got arrested. The singer came out all wrapped in barbed wire, the bass player had long silver hair and he was wearing a dress, and this was like five or six years ago!!!”

“Nancy Nitro” reviews her attendance at the UC-Irvine filming of the NBC TV show “The Rock and Roll Sports Classic”, which her friend Joan Jett and The Runaways were asked to participate in, along with the aforementioned Leif Garrett, plus members of ELO, Boston, Earth Wind & Fire and Rod Stewart. Wow. I mean, I remember these sports competition jigglefest shows from my childhood all too well – “Battle of the Network Stars” and so on. I was delighted to find the full episode of this one that aired on May 5th, 1978 here. You’ll absolutely want to see Joan Jett win the bike race, along with Tanya Tucker, some dude from The Commodores and Bowzer from Sha Na Na competing in the team endurance sprint. 

In fact, Jett herself writes in Lobotomy #5 about seeing X-Ray Spex at CBGB’s, on a live show page that also includes write-ups of springtime fiestas in LA with The Weirdos / The Bags / The Last and X / Black Randy & The Metrosquad / Arthur J and the Goldcups. Finally, one “K. Heights” gets to review a Lou Reed / Ian Dury and the Blockheads show and put a gravestone on Lou Reed’s career. “I feel his time to come has quietly stopped going. The whole band reeked of passivity and acceptance. I guess it’s time to call it quits”. What an issue. What a time to be young and drunk in Los Angeles.